Quotes of Great Ladies-Stolen from Vickie

QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES

Inside every older lady is a younger lady --

Wondering what on earth happened!!!???

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and "seventy-something"!

-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.

I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse

Before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an

Auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you.

Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing.

My first being, hitting my head

On the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies!!!!!

True, true, true ..
-Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant!

~ Jane Sellman ~

Every time I close the door on reality,

It comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do

They must do twice as well as men

To be thought half as good.

Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally

Get your head together

And your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time --

But sometimes several days

Attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example --

Then you'll just have to

Be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-

When I was young,

I was put in a school

For retarded kids for two years

Before they realized

I actually had a hearing loss.

And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-

I'm not offended by all

The dumb blonde jokes

Because I know I'm not dumb --

And I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful,

Men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum

'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed

They either eat or go shopping.

Men invade another country..
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man

Is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.

If you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask

For advice on how to combine

Marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper.

Every time I leave a man,

I keep his house.
-Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior

Without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt-